http://localhost:80/ Software Engineer and more Thu, 23 Apr 2026 20:33:57 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://ciprian.51k.eu/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/cropped-terminal-icon-32x32.pnghttp://localhost:80/ 32 32 https://ciprian.51k.eu/aichteeteapee-a-go-http-library-named-by-someone-who-thinks-spelling-things-out-is-funny/ Sat, 18 Apr 2026 04:24:37 +0000 https://ciprian.51k.eu/?p=1161Say it out loud: aichteeteapee. Go on. Sound it out. Aitch-tee-tee-pee. Yeah. That’s HTTP. I named my Go HTTP library by spelling “HTTP” phonetically and published it with a straight ...]]> https://ciprian.51k.eu/docker-hybrids3-s3-compatible-object-storage-that-doesnt-require-a-phd/ Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:48:54 +0000 https://ciprian.51k.eu/?p=1151Put nginx in front of MinIO at a path prefix and try to use presigned URLs. Go ahead, I’ll wait. The problem is AWS Signature V4. The signature covers the ...]]> https://ciprian.51k.eu/aigate-your-own-ai-infrastructure/ Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:41:24 +0000 https://ciprian.51k.eu/?p=1145A 3060 and no cloud budget. 99 AI models running locally. Not in theory. Right now. aigate is 28 Docker containers behind a single nginx port. Text generation, image generation, ...]]> https://ciprian.51k.eu/the-anustimes-method-for-ai-perfectancy/ Wed, 01 Apr 2026 20:37:24 +0000 https://ciprian.51k.eu/?p=1134I run multi-agent Claude swarms to build software. Orchestrator spawns researchers, researchers spawn developers, developers spawn reviewers, the whole fucking thing operates in parallel and produces complete working systems at ...]]> https://ciprian.51k.eu/ai-killed-the-learning-curve-and-nobody-gives-a-shit/ Tue, 31 Mar 2026 01:41:02 +0000 https://ciprian.51k.eu/ai-killed-the-learning-curve-and-nobody-gives-a-shit/I started programming at 12, writing RATs and trojans in Delphi because that’s what Romanian kids did in 2002. By 21 I was a literature graduate building CRMs from scratch ...]]> https://ciprian.51k.eu/coclau/ Mon, 23 Mar 2026 00:16:20 +0000 https://ciprian.51k.eu/coclau/Pe jos în jos ascult o joacă În nesurzită larmă De pe garda de la Jiu Mă uit la voi într-un pustiu Și când cu pensula pe muie Io vă ...]]> https://ciprian.51k.eu/docker-planesnitch-snitching-on-every-aircraft-that-dares-fly-near-you/ Sun, 08 Mar 2026 04:00:57 +0000 https://ciprian.51k.eu/docker-planesnitch-snitching-on-every-aircraft-that-dares-fly-near-you/I live under a flight path. Military cargo planes, government jets, police helicopters, the occasional emergency squawk — all of it flying over my head and I had no idea ...]]> https://ciprian.51k.eu/la-infinit/ Sat, 07 Mar 2026 02:49:41 +0000 https://ciprian.51k.eu/la-infinit/Printr-un gând profund căzând din nepăsare Soarele iarăși răsare Și iar văzând cum iar din zare Un soare paralel din neant răsare Cu-n suflet paralel nemărginit Cu fericire dus la ...]]> https://ciprian.51k.eu/mt5-httpapi-metatrader-5-running-in-docker-with-a-rest-api-because-mql5-can-go-fuck-itself/ Sun, 15 Feb 2026 10:02:05 +0000 https://ciprian.51k.eu/mt5-httpapi-metatrader-5-running-in-docker-with-a-rest-api-because-mql5-can-go-fuck-itself/MetaTrader 5 only runs on Windows. The official Python library only works on Windows. The MQL5 scripting language is a C++ knockoff from 2005 that makes you want to gouge ...]]> https://ciprian.51k.eu/docker-qwenspeak-text-to-speech-over-ssh-because-apis-are-overrated/ Thu, 12 Feb 2026 22:18:05 +0000 https://ciprian.51k.eu/docker-qwenspeak-text-to-speech-over-ssh-because-apis-are-overrated/Every cloud TTS service is the same story. Send text, get audio, pay per character, pray the API doesn’t change. Your audio goes to someone else’s servers. Your costs scale ...]]>