talkies: Tell OpenAI’s Speech API to Go Fuck Itself
I got the OpenAI Whisper API bill for a month of hooking my own tooling up to it and just sat there staring at the number like it had personally …
predictalot: Five Zero-Shot Forecasters and Zero Trading Advice
I was hand-rolling ARIMA fits at 2am, again, for the fourth different side project, because every time I need “give me a forecast of this series” I end up re-solving …
pibox: Two Env Vars Is All It Took to Wire pi-coding-agent Into aicodebox
I built aicodebox as an abstraction — one base image, an AgentAdapter contract, plug any coding agent’s CLI into it and get the API/MCP/Telegram/cron surface for free. That’s a nice …
mailbox: Your Inboxes as an HTTP API and MCP Server That Stores Zero Bytes
I have five email accounts. A personal Gmail I’ve had since I was a teenager, a work address, a “burner” I use for signups I don’t trust, a domain address …
wickworks: The Dumb-As-Rocks OHLC Analyzer That Refuses to Tell You What to Buy
Stop telling me when to buy. That’s the entire ask. Don’t draw arrows on my chart. Don’t fire “BUY SIGNAL CONFIRMED” webhooks. Don’t generate a fake backtested winrate. Don’t sell …
slog-configurator: Same Zero-Config Logging, Now on the Standard Library
Update, August 2026: this package moved. slog-configurator is now github.com/psyb0t/slogging, where the configurator lives at slogconf/ alongside two handlers it always belonged next to — the searchable in-memory ring at …
proxq: Async HTTP for Backends That Won’t Stop Timing Out
Some HTTP requests take forever. LLM completions, image generation, video transcoding, big report builds, slow webhook processors — they all sit there chewing on something while your reverse proxy in …
telethon-plus: Your Telegram Account as an HTTP API and MCP Server
Telegram has two APIs. The Bot API — neutered, restricted, limited to whatever Telegram decided bots are allowed to do. And MTProto — the actual protocol your phone uses, with …
aichteeteapee: A Go HTTP Library Named By Someone Who Thinks Spelling Things Out Is Funny
Say it out loud: aichteeteapee. Go on. Sound it out. Aitch-tee-tee-pee. Yeah. That’s HTTP. I named my Go HTTP library by spelling “HTTP” phonetically and published it with a straight …
hybrids3: S3-Compatible Object Storage That Doesn’t Require a PhD
Put nginx in front of MinIO at a path prefix and try to use presigned URLs. Go ahead, I’ll wait. The problem is AWS Signature V4. The signature covers the …