pr0xteus: Disposable VPN Exits for Apps You Wouldn’t Trust With Your Password
You’ve got some app that needs to leave the building through a VPN. A scraper, a browser bot, some agent poking at sites that would rather it came from somewhere …
rankrat: Ram One Rat Up Every SEO Console Cockblocking Your Rankings
A page falls out of Google’s index. Now you get to find out why. Open Search Console to confirm it’s actually gone. GA4, to see if the traffic died or …
flickies: A Video Toolbox That Happens to Do Lipsync
I was neck-deep in an avatar pipeline and needed two unglamorous things at once: a lipsync pass, and a fistful of ffmpeg operations around it — trim the source, mux …
audiolla: Thirty-Five Audio Engines Behind One Docker Port
A while back I needed a box that could rip vocals out of a track, tell me the BPM and key, transcribe a melody to MIDI, and clean up a …
talkies: Tell OpenAI’s Speech API to Go Fuck Itself
I got the OpenAI Whisper API bill for a month of hooking my own tooling up to it and just sat there staring at the number like it had personally …
predictalot: Five Zero-Shot Forecasters and Zero Trading Advice
I was hand-rolling ARIMA fits at 2am, again, for the fourth different side project, because every time I need “give me a forecast of this series” I end up re-solving …