decidealot: Stop Making a Chatbot Write an Essay When You Needed a Fucking Yes or No
TypeSafe dropped Jev and my whole feed lost its shit over it. They call it a System One model: you hand it messy state plus a few typed questions, and …
chatz: A Self-Hosted AI Chat Where the Assistant Draws the Fucking Dashboard
Every self-hosted chat UI hands you the same thing: a wall of markdown. You ask the model for last quarter’s numbers, it writes you a table in monospace, and if …
essessey: Stream a Turn Anywhere Without Rewriting It
The first version streamed over SSE. Then something needed the same turn over NATS, and I found out I’d built the framing into the wrong layer. event: / data: / …
elelem: Say It Out Loud, You’ll Get It
The moment that decides what kind of library you’re writing is the one where a human has to approve a tool call. Everything is lovely right up until then. The …
agents: One Marketplace, Because Names Collide
This repo is a dozen files and does nothing. That’s the post. Nearly ninety of my projects ship an .agents/ directory: a skill that teaches an agent to drive the …
codexbox: Four Environment Variables and a mkdir Standing Between You and OpenAI’s CLI
I already wrote the “why I ripped the plumbing out of my own repos and built a base image” rant in the aicodebox post, so I’m not doing it again …
flickies: A Video Toolbox That Happens to Do Lipsync
I was neck-deep in an avatar pipeline and needed two unglamorous things at once: a lipsync pass, and a fistful of ffmpeg operations around it, trim the source, mux the …
audiolla: Thirty-Five Audio Engines Behind One Docker Port
A while back I needed a box that could rip vocals out of a track, tell me the BPM and key, transcribe a melody to MIDI, and clean up a …
talkies: Tell OpenAI’s Speech API to Go Fuck Itself
I got the OpenAI Whisper API bill for a month of hooking my own tooling up to it and just sat there staring at the number like it had personally …
predictalot: Five Zero-Shot Forecasters and Zero Trading Advice
I was hand-rolling ARIMA fits at 2am, again, for the fourth different side project, because every time I need “give me a forecast of this series” I end up re-solving …