telethon-plus: Your Telegram Account as an HTTP API and MCP Server
Telegram has two APIs. The Bot API — neutered, restricted, limited to whatever Telegram decided bots are allowed to do. And MTProto — the actual protocol your phone uses, with …
The ANUSTIMES Method for AI Perfectancy
I run multi-agent Claude swarms to build software. Orchestrator spawns researchers, researchers spawn developers, developers spawn reviewers, the whole fucking thing operates in parallel and produces complete working systems at …
AI Killed the Learning Curve and Nobody Gives a Shit
I started programming at 12, writing RATs and trojans in Delphi because that’s what Romanian kids did in 2002. By 21 I was a literature graduate building CRMs from scratch …
docker-qwenspeak: Text-to-Speech Over SSH Because APIs Are Overrated
Every cloud TTS service is the same story. Send text, get audio, pay per character, pray the API doesn’t change. Your audio goes to someone else’s servers. Your costs scale …
Why LLMs Will Never Catch Your “Cool As Fuck” Moments (And Why That Matters)
I had this moment recently that made me realize something fundamental about how LLMs work versus how humans process information. I was showing Claude a conversation where a corporate recruiter …
OFFGRID TOOLS – Building Your Own Fucking Internet: An Offgrid Survival Stack
So you want to survive the apocalypse? Or maybe you’re just tired of your ISP fucking you over every month. Or hell, maybe you just think it would be cool …
cli-llm-chat: The Command-Line Rebel’s Answer to AI Madness
Forget the flashy buttons and over-engineered UIs — real hackers live and die by the command line. Welcome to cli-llm-chat, where the chaos of AI meets the simplicity (and brutality) …
Pitch Pro: Unleash Your Sales Superpowers with AI
Pitch Pro: Unleash Your Sales Superpowers with AI In the cutthroat world of sales, having the right tools and tactics can make all the difference. That’s where Pitch Pro, the …
Ads Analytics Ally: Your Ultimate Ally for Marketing Success
In the fast-paced world of marketing, success often hinges on making data-driven decisions. Enter Ads Analytics Ally, the AI-powered virtual assistant designed to be your trusted companion on the journey …
Milestone Master: Revolutionizing Project Management with AI
Discover the future of project management with Milestone Master, your ultimate AI-powered virtual assistant. Designed to be your trusty ally in the world of project success, Milestone Master utilizes the …