telethon-plus: Your Telegram Account as an HTTP API and MCP Server
Telegram has two APIs. The Bot API — neutered, restricted, limited to whatever Telegram decided bots are allowed to do. And MTProto — the actual protocol your phone uses, with …
aichteeteapee: A Go HTTP Library Named By Someone Who Thinks Spelling Things Out Is Funny
Say it out loud: aichteeteapee. Go on. Sound it out. Aitch-tee-tee-pee. Yeah. That’s HTTP. I named my Go HTTP library by spelling “HTTP” phonetically and published it with a straight …
hybrids3: S3-Compatible Object Storage That Doesn’t Require a PhD
Put nginx in front of MinIO at a path prefix and try to use presigned URLs. Go ahead, I’ll wait. The problem is AWS Signature V4. The signature covers the …
aigate: Your Own Fucking AI Infrastructure
A 3060 and no cloud budget. AI models behind one endpoint — six cloud providers with free tiers, five local engines that run on your own hardware, the rest on …
The ANUSTIMES Method for AI Perfectancy
I run multi-agent Claude swarms to build software. Orchestrator spawns researchers, researchers spawn developers, developers spawn reviewers, the whole fucking thing operates in parallel and produces complete working systems at …
AI Killed the Learning Curve and Nobody Gives a Shit
I started programming at 12, writing RATs and trojans in Delphi because that’s what Romanian kids did in 2002. By 21 I was a literature graduate building CRMs from scratch …
Coclău
Pe jos în jos ascult o joacă În nesurzită larmă De pe garda de la Jiu Mă uit la voi într-un pustiu Și când cu pensula pe muie Io vă …
goenv: Three Functions, One Env Var, Zero Fucks Given
Every service I write needs exactly one piece of information before it does anything else: is this thing running in prod, or is some poor bastard (me, at 2am, half …
docker-planesnitch: Snitching on Every Aircraft That Dares Fly Near You
I live under a flight path. Military cargo planes, government jets, police helicopters, the occasional emergency squawk — all of it flying over my head and I had no idea …
La infinit
Printr-un gând profund căzând din nepăsare Soarele iarăși răsare Și iar văzând cum iar din zare Un soare paralel din neant răsare Cu-n suflet paralel nemărginit Cu fericire dus la …