ibkr-httpapi: Six Asset Classes, No Windows VM, All Real Fucking Money
I already burned a month of my life building mt5-httpapi — a full Windows VM booted under QEMU/KVM inside Docker, just so I could talk to a broker that only …
wickworks: The Dumb-As-Rocks OHLC Analyzer That Refuses to Tell You What to Buy
Stop telling me when to buy. That’s the entire ask. Don’t draw arrows on my chart. Don’t fire “BUY SIGNAL CONFIRMED” webhooks. Don’t generate a fake backtested winrate. Don’t sell …
proxq: Async HTTP for Backends That Won’t Stop Timing Out
Some HTTP requests take forever. LLM completions, image generation, video transcoding, big report builds, slow webhook processors — they all sit there chewing on something while your reverse proxy in …
telethon-plus: Your Telegram Account as an HTTP API and MCP Server
Telegram has two APIs. The Bot API — neutered, restricted, limited to whatever Telegram decided bots are allowed to do. And MTProto — the actual protocol your phone uses, with …
hybrids3: S3-Compatible Object Storage That Doesn’t Require a PhD
Put nginx in front of MinIO at a path prefix and try to use presigned URLs. Go ahead, I’ll wait. The problem is AWS Signature V4. The signature covers the …
aigate: Your Own Fucking AI Infrastructure
A 3060 and no cloud budget. AI models behind one endpoint — six cloud providers with free tiers, five local engines that run on your own hardware, the rest on …
docker-planesnitch: Snitching on Every Aircraft That Dares Fly Near You
I live under a flight path. Military cargo planes, government jets, police helicopters, the occasional emergency squawk — all of it flying over my head and I had no idea …
mt5-httpapi: MetaTrader 5 Running in Docker With a REST API Because MQL5 Can Go Fuck Itself
MetaTrader 5 only runs on Windows. The official Python library only works on Windows. The MQL5 scripting language is a C++ knockoff from 2005 that makes you want to gouge …
docker-qwenspeak: Text-to-Speech Over SSH Because APIs Are Overrated
Every cloud TTS service is the same story. Send text, get audio, pay per character, pray the API doesn’t change. Your audio goes to someone else’s servers. Your costs scale …
docker-mediaproc: FFmpeg, Sox, and ImageMagick Over SSH
I keep ending up in the same situation. I’ve got a server somewhere with files that need media processing — videos to transcode, audio to convert, images to resize — …