talkies: Tell OpenAI’s Speech API to Go Fuck Itself
I got the OpenAI Whisper API bill for a month of hooking my own tooling up to it and just sat there staring at the number like it had personally …
predictalot: Five Zero-Shot Forecasters and Zero Trading Advice
I was hand-rolling ARIMA fits at 2am, again, for the fourth different side project, because every time I need “give me a forecast of this series” I end up re-solving …
pibox: Three Env Vars Is All It Took to Wire pi-coding-agent Into aicodebox
I built aicodebox as an abstraction: one base image, an AgentAdapter contract, plug any coding agent’s CLI into it and get the API/MCP/Telegram/cron surface for free. That’s a nice theory. …
mailbox: Your Inboxes as an HTTP API and MCP Server That Stores Zero Bytes
I have five email accounts. A personal Gmail I’ve had since I was a teenager, a work address, a “burner” I use for signups I don’t trust, a domain address …
wickworks: The Dumb-As-Rocks OHLC Analyzer That Refuses to Tell You What to Buy
Stop telling me when to buy. That’s the entire ask. Don’t draw arrows on my chart. Don’t fire “BUY SIGNAL CONFIRMED” webhooks. Don’t generate a fake backtested winrate. Don’t sell …
telethon-plus: Your Telegram Account as an HTTP API and MCP Server
Telegram has two APIs. The Bot API: neutered, restricted, limited to whatever Telegram decided bots are allowed to do. And MTProto: the actual protocol your phone uses, with full account …
hybrids3: S3-Compatible Object Storage That Doesn’t Require a PhD
Put nginx in front of MinIO at a path prefix and try to use presigned URLs. Go ahead, I’ll wait. The problem is AWS Signature V4. The signature covers the …
aigate: Your Own Fucking AI Infrastructure
A 3060 and no cloud budget. AI models behind one endpoint: five cloud providers with free tiers, five local engines that run on your own hardware, the rest on subscription …
mt5-httpapi: MetaTrader 5 Running in Docker With a REST API Because MQL5 Can Go Fuck Itself
MetaTrader 5 only runs on Windows. The official Python library only works on Windows. The MQL5 scripting language is a C++ knockoff from 2005 that makes you want to gouge …
docker-stealthy-auto-browse: The Browser That Doesn’t Know It’s Being Automated
I’ve been automating browsers for years. Selenium, Puppeteer, Playwright: used them all, watched them all get caught. The arms race between bot detection and browser automation has been going on …