chatz: A Self-Hosted AI Chat Where the Assistant Draws the Fucking Dashboard
Every self-hosted chat UI hands you the same thing: a wall of markdown. You ask the model for last quarter’s numbers, it writes you a table in monospace, and if …
rankrat: Ram One Rat Up Every SEO Console Cockblocking Your Rankings
A page falls out of Google’s index. Now you get to find out why. Open Search Console to confirm it’s actually gone. GA4, to see if the traffic died or …
agents: One Marketplace, Because Names Collide
This repo is six files and does nothing. That’s the post. Two dozen of my projects ship an .agents/ directory — a skill that teaches an agent to drive the …
codexbox: Four Environment Variables and a mkdir Standing Between You and OpenAI’s CLI
I already wrote the “why I ripped the plumbing out of my own repos and built a base image” rant in the aicodebox post, so I’m not doing it again …
flickies: A Video Toolbox That Happens to Do Lipsync
I was neck-deep in an avatar pipeline and needed two unglamorous things at once: a lipsync pass, and a fistful of ffmpeg operations around it — trim the source, mux …
ibkr-httpapi: Six Asset Classes, No Windows VM, All Real Fucking Money
I already burned a month of my life building mt5-httpapi — a full Windows VM booted under QEMU/KVM inside Docker, just so I could talk to a broker that only …
aicodebox: One Base Image, Any AI Coding Agent, Four Modes You Didn’t Have To Write
I built claudebox because letting Claude Code run loose on my host was giving me chest pains. It worked. It grew an HTTP API, an OpenAI-compatible endpoint, an MCP server, …
audiolla: Thirty-Five Audio Engines Behind One Docker Port
A while back I needed a box that could rip vocals out of a track, tell me the BPM and key, transcribe a melody to MIDI, and clean up a …
talkies: Tell OpenAI’s Speech API to Go Fuck Itself
I got the OpenAI Whisper API bill for a month of hooking my own tooling up to it and just sat there staring at the number like it had personally …
predictalot: Five Zero-Shot Forecasters and Zero Trading Advice
I was hand-rolling ARIMA fits at 2am, again, for the fourth different side project, because every time I need “give me a forecast of this series” I end up re-solving …